7. Get O-fries after a drunken night. And don’t take leftovers home. It doesn’t go over well, because it either tastes horrible or you’ll spill some on the walk home as experience dictates.
6. Camp out at Hillman during finals week and make a schedule with your friends to hold the table because if you leave, it will be gone forever. Plus, won’t your parents be proud if you tell them you’ve been studying 24/7 and have learned how to survive on double shot espresso and those weird bagel sandwiches they have?
5. Beg freshmen to swipe you into Market: Freshman year, some random guy asked me to swipe him in. I innocently said “No, sorry, I don’t have enough”, not realizing I’d have over 30 swipes left at the end of the semester. It was by far my biggest regret, and now that I’m living off campus I realize how awesome Market is and I sorely miss it.
