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You may be an anatomy or biology major but nothing will get you more motivated to learn about the mysteries of the female body than a pregnancy scare. After a long afternoon behind your computer monitor surfing Web MD, you cant help but wish there was an upcoming quiz about the female reproductive system so you could demonstrate your new found knowledge. If only algebra would tell you it thinks it is pregnant, then maybe you wouldn’t be flunking your math class right now.
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You are in now in College and what used to be as simple as pulling a used bag out and putting a new bag in, now involves a grand voyage down three flights of stairs. To conserve energy, one might forego even taking the damn thing out at all…you know, just for a week or so.
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We can try to avoid it, we can pretend we don’t like it, we can even temporarily disable our accounts, but our generation loves us some social networking. Something about having a portal into the lives of our friends at our fingertips excites any one who gives it a chance, and soon becomes a daily ritual. Outside of seeing what our friends are up to many of us use the sites to find validation in some area of our lives, so naturally, somebody took the time to create a pyramid similar to Abraham Maslow’s Hierarchy of Needs. This one might be especially enjoyable to psychology majors.
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Once you reach College you could also say you have officially reached adult hood. It is time for you to get your shit together to some extent and take on a laundry list of new responsibilities. One of the major responsibilities I am willing to bet you will have a problem with time and time again is money management. Saving money, stocking your house with food, paying bills, and making sure that you have everything that you need to pass your classes are just a few of the things that you will have to stay focused on to be truly successful. But then again, beer and pizza are awesome.
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Our final chart is one that depicts the college life as a whole, and does so pretty accurately if you ask me. As we all know, you can’t have good grades, an active social life, and a healthy sleep schedule all at the same time. Often times we have to choose two of the three and coast through the year without the other, but every so often you meet someone who somehow accomplishes all three. Stay away from this person, they are not to be trusted! The only possible explanation for having a social life, good grades, and enough sleep in college is witchcraft…and witches are trouble.
