6. Not being able to laugh at the little body farts that tend to happen when bodies are slapping together. It might be something that comes with a little experience, but there’s nothing embarrassing about any of it. Frankly I find a lot of the noises quite funny, and being with a lady that’s comfortable enough to give a little giggle about them is super endearing. Plus the laughing feels great.
7. Instead of moving up and down, causing an “in and out” motion, trying to wiggle forward and backward, which just bends my dick, and applies unpleasant pressure with a shearing action on the base.
I get it, it stimulates the clitoris maybe, if it’s being rubbed against my body, but if you want that, just tell me, and I can use my hand, or bring out a toy or something.
8. I had a girlfriend that got off on spreading the hole on top of my penis open and flicking the slit with her tongue like she was eating a very tiny vagina. It was random as hell and it really didn’t feel all that great. She was gorgeous though, so I put up with that shit for a while.
9. When you’re just over the edge and they just STOP. It’s like ‘no…wait…where did you go?
