10. Talking shit about themselves. My breath smells, I’m fat, whatever. I like a woman with some confidence. We all get bad breath sometimes. I got my dick in you. You think I care about your breath?
11. When they jerk you off like they’re trying to start a campfire in the palm of their hand w/your dick.
12. Getting too damned rough with the balls. Those things are sensitive ladies, and are easily hurt.
My fiancee and I have been together for 5 years, and I still have to remind her about it. You want to treat them like eggs, not tennis balls.
13. Recently I was with a girl who I guess thought screaming at the top of her lungs was hot. Wouldn’t have been so weirded out if it wasn’t so fucking random. I would just be going at it and after a good minute or two she would just scream for about 5 seconds and then quiet again for a minute. It really just scared me more than anything. But a beautiful nickname came from it since we met in a Harry Potter themed ethics class. My roommate still asks about how moaning myrtle is.
