14. Riding on top, the girl leans all the way back. Sure great experience for you but it doesn’t bend too well.
15. I’m insanely ticklish and during reverse cow-girl, she’d grab my balls and I’d ignite with the giggles. I like being sensual with my partner but damn, the dad jokes come out after that and she hates them.
16. Only if I ask for it, and at no other time, may you even approach my asshole. Preparation and diet are HIGHLY required before you mess with my poop chute.
17. One time after I finished on my stomach (girl was on top) she dipped her thumb in my jizz and smeared it on my forehead like Simba in the Lion King… She was never invited back
