Eleven Thoughts I Had During My First Kiss

I had my first kiss on my first date when I was fourteen. He had muscles, a charming smile, and well, he was hot.

Take me back to the day. I slept in braids the night before to get my hair into that crimped style because it was in. I also wore pink lipstick because I thought it was cool, but that was not in.

I totally was not kidding but HALLMARK MOMENT!!!

We had just finished a super romantic double date (with my Parents…we didn’t have licenses). My date and I ended up in the movie theatre to watch Crazy Stupid Love (Yeah, I totally have a crush on Channing Tatum, but to this day, I have no idea what the movie was actually about). I was a nervous wreck. Then, it was the moment I was waiting for; I practically fanaticized about my first kiss forever, and it was about to happen. Dangggggg, it was so amazing and SO awkward at the same time (We both waited until the lights were on and everybody was walking out of the movies watching our attempted make-out-or-whatever-that-was).

Here are eleven thoughts I had during my first kiss.

11. OMG, I took my retainer out, right?

I had just gotten my braces off and there was certainly a retainer to go with it. Wouldn’t want to have my first kiss with that thing (It was off if you were wondering).

10. Please tell me I have good breath…

I knew I should have went for that mint…

9. Woah which way do I turn my head?

He’s tilting his head right. We can’t bump noses!

8. Wow, this is my first kiss

Am I dreaming?

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