Stages of Drunk Girls (As Told By That 70’s Show) (4)

The “I’m not even drunk” stage

She is 15 shots deep and insists that she can drink more. She’ll probably get made at the next person who tries to cut her off or tell her that she’s already had enough because she is very sure that she can outdrink any guy here and is ready to take the challenge.

The napping stage

Once you reach the napping stage everything goes downhill from here. She might find a comfy booth or couch in which she can “rest” for a little while. She might even try to place her head on your shoulder mid sentence while still standing. If you announce that she should go home to go to sleep she will probably perk right up and say she was just closing her eyes for a second and she is now fine.

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