10.) Underground Bunker
So, your car is finally underground, but why stop there? You can move your whole family underground thanks to missilebases.com! These guys sell re purposed missile bases that can be purchased directly from their website. Convenience and guaranteed safety in the event a nuclear warhead is speeding towards your neighborhood, can’t beat that.
9.) Female Urination Device
If you are a girl who wants to pee standing up, this device may very well be your only (or at least your most affordable) hope.
8.) Rent a Celebrity
I am not saying it is cheap, but if you know a celebrity you would like to rent than millionairesconcierge.com may very well have the connections to hook you up. According to the site they can get you:
- musicians of any genre
- Hollywood stars
- TV stars
- authors
- comedians
- models
- professional athletes
- Industry specialists such as business and fitness gurus
Not bad.
7.) Neil Armstrong’s Barber’s Scissors & Comb
Thats right kids, you can buy a little piece of history for right around $39,000! Not only do you get the scissors and comb, but the seller will also actually throw in 25 pieces of Neil Armstrong’s hair! Creepy!
6.) Personal Submarine
If you have $2,000,000.00 laying around, you really have no excuse to not own this already. This personal submarine is exactly what you need to kick start your underwater evil lair, and now that you know you can rent celebrities, it should be no problem to load up said lair with henchmen.
