Someone over at Reddit asked other users to share their bedroom escapades that left them unsatisfied. This one is mainly for the guys to laugh at and for the girls to learn from it.
1. Starting a non-sexy conversation while we are doing it. Is this really the time to comment that we need milk?
2. My GF at the time was on top, grinding, and started by saying “I have a new lover”
3. When they try to hump as your humping and everything falls off beat. Then you gotta restart your momentum.
4. Using your teeth while you give a blow job. Goddamn I still can’t forget this one chick giving literally the most painful, worst blowjob I ever had.
5. Fake porn moans, stop that, make your real sounds. Real sounds are beautiful and erotic.
