College Student Expelled For Having Sex In Library During Finals Week

Guest Blog Written By: John Van Gough

You can’t deny that men and women always are horny. Everyone has a high sex drive, especially a college student, but having sex in the library….. really? Yeah I admit it, I nailed two girls in the library during final exams, but it was definitely worth it. It was a cold night and I was hungover from the previous night, and I hadn’t wacked the old mini hotdog for such a long time. It was ready for take off like 3…2…. 1 … blastoff here I CUM!!

It all started in my dorm where I was chilling and hanging out. I invited two girls over to have a great time. We were supposed to study for the anatomy final. We went to the library in a really quiet section because at the end of the day, anatomy is a really tough class. For the final we had to study over 500 muscles and bones and you had to complete the test within 45 minutes. As we studied in the library, I saw that one of the girls I was studying with had really huge breasts. Furthermore, the other girl had a really nice butt. I figured hey guys, anatomy is really tough, it would be easier if we studied our own anatomy. So we started to test eachother out. The girl Amy stood up and she started pointing to different areas of her body while I named them.

“That is your tibula, right Amy?”

“Yup that’s my tibula,” Amy replied.

She then started to name some parts on my body, and after a while I said to myself, “You are going to be pointing to my package soon.” I whipped out my pants and there it was.. her jaw dropped as it got harder. I didn’t know the other girls name but that didn’t matter.. what mattered was the home run I was going to hit.

I started hooking up with Amy then I grabbed her breasts. There were people studying calculus behind us, but they started to get up and leave, so I didn’t care. We got undressed and Amy started to take off her clothes while her friend did the same. I put my package up against Amy’s while she whispered in my ear, “put it inside of me.” I put it in her and rode her like riding a tidal wave, it was a great expierence. Her friend get eaten out by Amy on the table, oh yes oh joy it was. As this started to happen the librarian came by from the noise. “Oh shit guys it’s the librarian.” We took our clothes off the floor and ran naked across the library and exited the library. There was one problem though.. Amy forgot her purse in the library with her name on it. She is an absolute idiot, and I can’ t believe it. I called up my dad to tell him what would most likely happen, and he was really cool with it actually.

A week later I was expelled from college. My dad honestly didn’t care because he wanted me to help him with his hot dog business anyway. My parents are divorced and I don’t really talk to my mom. She is probably a prostitute anyway. Anyhow, I don’t know what happened to Amy and her friend, all I know is that I didn’t finish on them, just like I didn’t finish college.

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